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SOUTH FLORIDA: A SUNNY PLACE FOR SHADY PEOPLE - FUNNY NEW ENGLAND T-SHIRT
SOUTH FLORIDA: A SUNNY PLACE FOR SHADY PEOPLE - FUNNY NEW ENGLAND T-SHIRT
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Ahh, South Florida—where the sun’s bright but the shady characters shine even brightah. Inspired by the miserable townies who never shut the fuck up about high school glory days, lost football championships, and the girls they “used to” pull.
These are the same jamokes who love vacationing in Florida but refuse to leave their shitty hometowns. Tell ‘em you’re moving down south, and they hit you with:
❝South Florida? A sunny place for shady people.❞
Yeah, go fuck yaself, cuz.
This tee is for the ones who left the nest, made moves, and ain't lookin' back. New England will always be home—but the sun feels a helluva lot bettah than your cold, bitter ass.
🌞😎 Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind ‘em—life’s too short to be a miserable prick.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
These are the same jamokes who love vacationing in Florida but refuse to leave their shitty hometowns. Tell ‘em you’re moving down south, and they hit you with:
❝South Florida? A sunny place for shady people.❞
Yeah, go fuck yaself, cuz.
This tee is for the ones who left the nest, made moves, and ain't lookin' back. New England will always be home—but the sun feels a helluva lot bettah than your cold, bitter ass.
🌞😎 Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind ‘em—life’s too short to be a miserable prick.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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