SLICE DEFINITION – FUNNY NEW YORK PIZZA SLANG TEE
NYC Pizza Culture Shirt | Italian-American Streetwear | Gourmet Gangsters Original
SLICE
/slyce/ noun
Definition: A foldable triangle of molten cheesy perfection, usually consumed standing on a sidewalk, arguing about sports, or after a night full’a bad decisions.
Ex: “Gimme a slice and don’t skimp on the crust—I ain’t no tourist.”
This shirt’s for the real pizza snobs—the ones who know if you’re eatin’ it with a knife and fork, you’re either a cop or from outta town. Whether it’s Brooklyn, the Bronx, Staten Island, or the North End, you know the rules:
Thin. Hot. Fold it. Eat it. Shut the fuck up.
Perfect for:
🍕 Runnin' on one slice and a can of Coke since 1998
🗽 Debatin’ who’s got the best pie while grease runs down your wrist
🍅 Dippin’ your crust in nothin’—‘cause you don’t need sauce, you need standards
👊 Knockin’ the deep dish freaks back to Chicago where they belong
Specs that hold up like a good crust:
🖤 Heavyweight cotton—ain’t no thin-crust tee here
💥 Unisex fit for pizza purists, Sicilian slicers, and corner crust chewers
🔥 Designed by people who’ve burned their mouths on hot cheese too many times to count
This ain’t no Papa John’s tee, kid.
This is for the ones who know that in New York, a slice is a way of life.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
