Aight, listen up—this ain’t just a spoon, it’s a weapon of mass discipline. Stir the sauce? ✅ Crack ya ass when ya act up? ✅ Both? You already know.
This tee’s a multiple-choice question, but it ain’t no trick. Every Italian kid knows the real answer. If Ma reached for this, ya best start dodgin’ like you’re in The Matrix.
👊🔥 Wear it like a badge of honor—or a warning. Either way, respect the spoon.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
