ME TRYIN' TO NOT EAT A BUNCH OF COOKIES - COOKIE MONSTER T-SHIRT

You’re mindin’ ya business, takin’ a nice stroll, thinkin’ you got self-control—then BAM—outta the bushes comes a mysterious blue, googly-eyed menace with a chloroform rag and a sugar-fueled agenda. Next thing ya know? You wake up covered in crumbs, surrounded by empty cookie boxes, no witnesses, no regrets.

This tee is for anyone who’s ever tried to be strong… and failed miserably. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and just accept your fate, kid—you're gonna eat the cookies.

🍪 Resistance is futile. 🍪

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!