CAWFEE DEFINITION - FUNNY NEW YORK ACCENT TEE

CAWFEE DEFINITION – FUNNY NEW YORK ACCENT TEE
East Coast Morning Ritual Shirt | Italian-American Slang | Gourmet Gangsters Original

CAWFEE
/kô-fee/ noun
Definition: The sacred fuel of the five boroughs.
Also known as: the only reason your aunt Carol ain’t in jail for flippin’ out on her boss.

Ex: “Don’t talk to me till I had my cawfee, ya hear me?”

This shirt ain’t for cold brew hipsters or soy latte phonies. This is for the ones who brew it strong, black, and loud—the way Nonna used to, when she’d curse in Italian and stir with the same spoon she used to threaten you.

Perfect for:
☕ Early morning commutes on the T or the 6 train
🍩 Dippin’ your biscotti while talkin’ shit
📦 Screamin’ “Where’s my cawfee?!” like it’s life or death
🕴 Takin’ five outside the social club with a fresh cup and a bad attitude

Specs brewed right:
🖤 Heavyweight cotton—sturdy enough for caffeine shakes and sauce splatters
💥 Unisex fit for goombahs, goomahs, and every espresso-drinkin’ Masshole in between
🔥 Bold print so strong, it’ll wake you up faster than a double shot

Whether you're from Brooklyn, Revere, the Bronx, or Hoboken, this shirt speaks your language—and your addiction.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!