CAPTAIN ITALY CLASSIC COMIC BOOK SUPERHERO SPOOF - FUNNY ITALIAN PRIDE T-SHIRT

CAPTAIN ITALY CLASSIC COMIC BOOK SUPERHERO SPOOF – FUNNY ITALIAN PRIDE T-SHIRT
Italian-American Superhero Tee | Gourmet Gangsters Exclusive | Mob-Approved Streetwear

This ain’t no star-spangled boy scout.
This is an Italian stallion with a shield shaped like a pizza tray, defendin’ the motherland with meatballs, vino, and righteous fists of fury.

Decked out in green, white, and red, rockin' more swagger than Tony Soprano at Sunday dinner, Captain Italy ain't just savin’ lives—he’s savin’ the sauce, the traditions, and the dignity of every Nonna's kitchen from Boston to Brooklyn.

Perfect for:
🍝 Fightin’ crime one plate of pasta at a time
🕴️ Flexin’ your Italian pride louder than your uncle at Thanksgiving
💥 Doin’ hoodrat shit with superheroes who know how to cook and throw hands

Specs worth salutin’:
🖤 Heavyweight cotton tough enough to survive a food fight at a family reunion
💥 Unisex fit for made men, goomahs, and every Italian stallion in between
🔥 Printed bold so you can fly your colors higher than Ma hangin’ laundry on the third floor

Captain Italy.
Defender of cannolis. Slayer of bland food. Protector of the old ways.

You ain’t gotta be a superhero—you just gotta look like one when the trouble starts.

Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!