BOSTON BRUINS BEAR: DOES THE BRUINS BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS - BOSTON HOCKEY PRIDE T-SHIRT

Ya ever wonder if the Bruins Bear shits in the woods? Spoiler alert: he does—and he wipes his furry ass with that fluffy little Montreal marshmallow. This ain't just a T-shirt, kid. It's a statement. A disrespectful, savage, puck-slingin’ love letter to every Boston fan who bleeds black and gold and hates the Habs like poison in the cannoli.

This original Gourmet Gangsters design features our ruthless Bruins Bear takin’ care of business—literally—with a terrified Montreal bunny servin’ as two-ply. His crew? Shocked. The message? Crystal clear. Don’t fuck with Boston.

Perfect for:
🏒 Droppin' gloves at the bar after the first period
🍺 Screamin' at the TV in your cousin’s Southie basement
🚨 Strollin’ past Montreal fans like you're packin’ heat
🐻 Markin' territory anywhere Bruins pride needs defendin'

The fit:
Heavyweight, no-rat cotton—soft as the bunny, strong like the Bear
Unisex cut for Bruins lifers, mobbed-up meatheads, and Boston bad girls
Durable enough to survive beer spills, nacho cheese, and one or two bench-clearing brawls

Wanna wear your Boston hockey pride like a badge of honor?
Then this is the tee that says what every Bruins fan’s thinkin’—with zero apologies and a whole lotta attitude.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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