BODEGA DEFINITION - FUNNY NEW YORK CITY SLANG T-SHIRT

BODEGA DEFINITION – FUNNY NEW YORK CITY SLANG TEE
NYC Corner Store Culture | East Coast Streetwear | Gourmet Gangsters Original

BODEGA
/boh-day-guh/ noun
Definition: The lifeblood of any true New Yawkah. A 24/7 corner store where you can get eggs, toilet paper, a bacon egg’n cheese, a phone charger, a lotto ticket, AND an existential crisis—all for under ten bucks.

Ex: “Hit the bodega and grab me a chopped cheese, a Gatorade, and a scratchah. Don’t ask questions.”

This shirt is for the real ones—the locals, the night owls, the grab-and-go warriors who know that no matter the hour, the bodega’s got your back.

Perfect for:
🥪 Late-night food runs with zero shame
🚬 Buyin’ one loosey and a pack of gum like it’s nothin’
🐀 Navigatin’ around a cat guardin’ the ATM
☕ Shootin’ the shit with the same cashier you’ve seen since the Clinton administration

Specs as reliable as a bacon egg’n cheese on a hangovah:
🖤 Heavyweight cotton—built to survive deli grease, iced coffee spills, and NYC winters
💥 Unisex fit for corner kings, subway riders, and born-and-bred borough stompahs
🔥 Bold text to let 'em know you don’t shop at no Whole Foods, capisce?

This tee ain’t just funny—it’s cultural fuckin’ armor.
You wear this, you ain’t just buyin’ snacks—you’re reppin’ the heartbeat of the block.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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