YOUR EYES ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR STOMACH - FUNNY FOOD TEE

Listen up, you greedy gavone. You ever sit down at a joint, order half the freakin’ menu like you’re Tony Soprano at his last supper, and then tap out halfway through? Yeah. We’ve all been there. That’s why this shirt don’t just tell the truth—it locks it up and throws away the freakin’ key.

Featuring an original Gourmet Gangsters design: a cartoon stomach throwin’ a pair of eyeballs behind bars—'cause once again, those eyes got no self-control. This tee’s for the food-lovin’, over-orderin’, sauce-drippin’ legends of New York, Boston, Providence, and every greasy spoon in between.

Perfect for:
🍝 Sunday dinner with the fam
🥩 Late-night steakhouse visits
🍕 Pizza binges in the North End or Brooklyn
🍩 Dunkin’ runs when you swore you were just gettin’ “a coffee”

Mob-style comfort:
Heavyweight cotton that don’t shrink, fade, or rat you out
Unisex fit—made for wiseguys, goomahs, and gluten addicts alike
Soft as ma’s fresh mozz—but tough enough to survive gravy stains

So next time someone asks why you got three entrees and two apps?
Just point to the shirt. Capisce?

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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