SCHLEP DEFINITION- FUNNY NEW YORK SLANG T-SHIRT

SCHLEP DEFINITION – FUNNY NEW YORK SLANG T-SHIRT
East Coast Grind Shirt | NYC Mob-Approved Lingo | Gourmet Gangsters Original

SCHLEP
/SHlep/ verb
Definition: To drag, haul, or lug some shit you didn’t sign up for—usually in the rain, up stairs, and without any freakin’ help.

Ex: “I just schlepped three bags of cold cuts, a case of San Pellegrino, and ya motha’s guilt trip up two flights. Don’t talk to me.”

This shirt’s for the overworked, underappreciated soldiers of the streets—whether you’re runnin’ errands for ma, haulin’ deli trays to the family function, or just tryin’ to survive the chaos of Northeast life with some dignity left.

Perfect for:
🛒 Grocery hauls from Brooklyn to Brighton
🏙 Dodgin’ traffic and carryin’ six cups of Dunkin’ like a champ
🍝 Bringin’ home leftovers in three separate Tupperwares
🚕 Runnin’ favors, errands, and emotional baggage for everyone you know

Specs tougher than a landlord from the Bronx:
🖤 Heavyweight cotton built to withstand heat, stains, and emotional damage
💥 Unisex fit for goombahs, goomahs, and anyone cursed with a “could ya do me a quick favor?” face
🔥 Design so bold, even the Yentas on the block’ll nod in respect

This shirt ain’t just fashion—it’s therapy.
So if you’ve ever carried someone else's bullshit—and let’s face it, you have—you earned this.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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